NME sources - believed to be graffiti from an Irish pub toilet - reported that Liam Gallagher, 12, performed "what appeared to be a new song, which included the lyrics "Yes I know, I've been wrong/ Didn't do what I was told/ Yes I know I've been wrong/ Didn't do what I was told/ I ain't looking for no 9-5/ Sick of wasting all my precious time/ Cos it's alright /Cos it's alright now".
Lyrics containing this magnitude of originality can only be interpreted as a direct attack on his elder sibling, and definitely not as the work of a man with a limited grasp of English and a record collection exclusively comprised of Paul Weller and John Lennon songs. The lyrics also seem to make a sly dig at Dolly Parton, who was unavailable for comment as she was at work (during office hours).
The NME continues "The song – which can be watched below - also appears to include a reference to brother Noel Gallagher’s latest solo album, 'Chasing Yesterday', with the lyric, "When I wake up and I hear you say/ There's no love worth chasing yesterday" which is almost as incendiary as it is boring.
Other - less offensive and personal - rhymes Gallagher chose to ignore in order to create his attack on fluffy-monobrowed brother Noel include...
Let's go outside and play
Why don't you come over and stay?
My favourite song is 'Round Our Way'
...all of which would've sent a much more brotherly message.
What more proof do we need that Liam is indeed a vindictive, manipulative lyrical assassin?
Read more at http://www.nme.com/news/liam-gallagher/87206#TFOSgOMXJpgOjxJk.99
